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Funny Onion Jo Quotes & Sayings
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
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Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep
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Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
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Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it.
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Life is like an onion; you peel one layer off at a time and sometimes you weep.
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Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
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My wallet is like an onion. When I open it..it makes me cry.
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If you spent one day in a cooking school, you would most definitely see that I do not chop an onion correctly,but I get my jobs done fast. I'm not a chef. I don't cook like a chef.
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Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
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My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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The kitchen, reasonably enough, was the scene of my first gastronomic adventure. I was on all fours. I crawled into the vegetable bin, settled on a giant onion and ate it, skin and all. It must have marked me for life, for I have never ceased to love the hearty flavor of raw onions.
James Beard
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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It's toughest to forgive ourselves. So it's probably best to start with other people. It's almost like peeling an onion. Layer by layer, forgiving others, you really do get to the point where you can forgive yourself.
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We're producing a movie now, 'The Onion' Movie, and it's very difficult for me to be on the set. If I'm not right in the trenches, it's very difficult for me to watch another director, because I'm not involved and it's not exciting.
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It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes.
Billy West
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Relationship is like an onion which has many layers of TRUST and CARE. If you try to cut it you will find nothing except tears in your eyes.
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Onion soup sustains. The process of making it is somewhat like the process of learning to love. It requires commitment, extraordinary effort, time, and will make you cry.
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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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We would load up the yellow Cutlass Supreme station wagon and pick blackberries during blackberry season or spring onions during spring onion season. For us, food was part of the fabric of our day.
Mario Batali
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