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Funny Pregnancy Announce Quotes & Sayings
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So it is in poetry. All we ask is that the mood recorded shall impress us as having been of the kind that exhausts the imaginative capacity; if it fails to do this the failure will announce itself either in prose or in insignificant verse.
John Drinkwater
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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
Douglas Horton
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Pregnancy used to be a life changing experience, now it's just like 'oh, she's pregnant too?'
Unknown
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I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.
Danica McKellar
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Nora Ephron
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I have a simple life. I mean, you just give me a drum roll, they announce my name, and I come out and sing. In my job I have a contract that says I'm a singer. So I sing.
Tony Bennett
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It seems likely that many of the young who don't wait for others to call them artists, but simply announce that they are, don't have the patience to make art.
Pauline Kael
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You're 12, you smoke, you do drugs, you're pregnant and you're known for all the wrong reasons...
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I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.
Carol Alt
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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Queen Victoria
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The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby.
Ann Romney
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I was in two episodes playing Christopher Reeve's character's emissary. They wanted to have my character announce Dr Swan's death, which I thought was exploitative.
Margot Kidder
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
Dave Barry
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
Honore De Balzac
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When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape.
Charisma Carpenter
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.
Christie Brinkley
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Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
Natasha Hamilton
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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