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Funny Put Downs Quotes & Sayings
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I might as well put all my killers in YSL. Put my voice on this microphone, put you pu... ni...s through hell.
Kendrick Lamar
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I put the weight on after we were together. I put on about 20 pounds when we got married, and people were flipping their lids. And then I put on more after that, and I've gone up and down since then.
Delta Burke
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Come and put your name on it . Put your name on it. Come and put your name on it. Your name, bet you wanna put your name on it.
Rihanna
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When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a Pokeball, get down on one knee, and say 'I choose you.'
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You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Flip Wilson
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It's funny. Some people skinny dip, but I always go upstairs and put a suit on and then I jump in the lake.
George Clooney
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If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth!
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You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!
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If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
Jimmy Reed
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Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them.
Stokely Carmichael
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We have our ups, and we have our downs, we have our lefts and we have our rights, but anywhere with you is better than nowhere.
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Even though we have our ups and downs, I thank God everyday for putting you in my life!
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Smile. It will get you through the ups and downs and leave everyone around you in a happy place.
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Married life has many ups and downs. May all of yours be between the sheets!
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Even though we have our ups and downs, we'll always find our way back. No matter what we'll still have our love for each other.
Unknown
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There's rises and falls and ups and downs in all music.
Tim McGraw
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A career is a series of ups and downs, of comebacks.
Steve Guttenberg
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So I know all about the ups and downs of football, I know that one day I will be sacked.
Jose Mourinho
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