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Funny Put Downs Quotes & Sayings
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I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin back on, put a bunch of seasoning on the top, call it a day, put it in the oven. With a 10-12 pound turkey you are done in a couple of hours.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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Whenever I get sad I just imagine a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.
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If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
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When I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!
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Even though we have our ups and downs I'm still going to stand by your side.
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May all your ups and downs come only in the bedroom.
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No, we have our ups and downs, but we're all very up at the moment.
John Deacon
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I had a lot of downs too, it is no secret.
Michael Moorer
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A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
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It's funny how guys treat you like a princess when they're chasing after you, But when they get you they don't put as much effort anymore.
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If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.
Daryl Hall
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Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of this word.
Unknown
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God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
Unknown
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Even though we have our ups and downs we mange to work things out.
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Even though we have our ups and downs at the end of the day I'm just thankful I have someone like you.
Unknown
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Parents are supposed to be role models, not let downs.
Unknown
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That's human nature - the ups and downs.
Jami Gertz
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My mom is the best,even though we have our ups and downs...You still are the love of my life.
Unknown
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Even though we have our ups and downs at the end if the day we both know we love each other...
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