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There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.
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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
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All I want for Christmas this year is the 2008 version of Obama.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.
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I am absolutely opposed to a national ID card. This is a total contradiction of what a free society is all about. The purpose of government is to protect the secrecy and the privacy of all individuals, not the secrecy of government. We don't need a national ID card.
Ron Paul
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May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac s.. scandal.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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They talk about this Great Recession if it fell out of the sky, like, 'Oh, my goodness, where did it come from?' It came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card, to at the same time put a prescription drug benefit on the credit card, a trillion-dollar tax cut for the very wealthy. I was there. I voted against them. I said, no, we can't afford that.
Joe Biden
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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