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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
Danny DeVito
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If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
Kate O'Brien
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
Nora Dunn
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don't affect the aggregate value of the firm.
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I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren't always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I'm a woman now.
Jody Watley
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Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Dwight Schrute
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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