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Funny Santa Visit Quotes & Sayings
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
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So, would you visit me in a dream.. By the sea water, memories...Floating on the breeze...fantasies, would you visit me????
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
Robert Paul
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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The workplace should have a place where the kids can visit. They should have places at the mother's or the father's work where professionals can have their kids visit them whenever they feel like it.
Eric Braeden
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.
Sam Houston
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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