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Funny Santa Visit Quotes & Sayings
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After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays...
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family-I'm going to be married and buried there.
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"I cannot bear it!" said the pewter soldier. "I have shed pewter tears! It is too melancholy! Rather let me go to the wars and lose arms and legs! It would at least be a change. I cannot bear it longer! Now, I know what it is to have a visit from one's old thoughts, with what they may bring with them! I have had a visit from mine, and you may be sure it is no pleasant thing in the end; I was at last about to jump down from the drawers."
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"I cannot bear it!" said the pewter soldier. "I have shed pewter tears! It is too melancholy! Rather let me go to the wars and lose arms and legs! It would at least be a change. I cannot bear it longer! Now, I know what it is to have a visit from one's old thoughts, with what they may bring with them! I have had a visit from mine, and you may be sure it is no pleasant thing in the end; I was at last about to jump down from the drawers."
Hans Christian Andersen
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
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I believe in Santa. Cause I believe in the Christmas Spirit.
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Santa was a fake.
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Believe in Santa...just beclause.
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I wish Santa was a one percenter.
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I keep three ho.., But don't call me Santa.
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Dear Santa, all I want for christmas is true love.
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I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute.
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I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
Jimmy Fallon
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