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Funny School Start Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny School Start" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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When you realize that all you learned in Algebra 2 will not matter to you in your future life.
Lena Karesh
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did the sign say? Boy: School ahead slow down.
Nishan Panwar
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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers want to kill me.
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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I am starting to realize that secured transactions is law school's version of the Hunger Games.
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After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays...
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If Twitter, YouTube and Google were part of my school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
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Readjusted law school expectations: when you're so excited that your 'to do' list is down to only 143 items due in the next 5 days!
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In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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If law school were a boyfriend, I'd claim battered women's syndrome
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School is out for the summer! dont worry school, I WON'T miss you at all.
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I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
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If I studied the way I do during finals week all year long, I would be a freaking genius.
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My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
Paul Merton
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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Best Way to deal with High School Bullies: Grow up to be smarter, richer and better looking than them and then add them on Facebook.
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I'm pretty sure Facebook was invented by someone who wants me to fail Law school.
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