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Funny Selling Dope Quotes & Sayings
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Always be yourself despite what others think. If you're not selling the real you to people, you're selling yourself short.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness.
David Brooks
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My little sister woke me up something like five times because my face was funny. Brb, selling my sister.
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Now as far as the organization selling drugs, no. Individuals selling drugs is something else.
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Well, I'm black now. So the first thing I did was quit all my jobs. I dunno how I'm supposed to pay the bills... Probably have to start selling crack. Or rapping. Or rapping about selling crack. -Uncle Ruckus
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I guess if one set of my books was selling like Stephen King's, and the other wasn't selling at all, editors would want me to do the ones that sold like Stephen King's. But they seem to be willing to let me pick what I want to do next.
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Making money selling manure is better than losing money selling musk.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Sometimes people associate getting big with selling out, which is funny because that's not something you necessarily have choice in. That's not a matter that is entirely up to you and at the same time, who hasn't sold out? If you've heard of a specific artist, they're big enough--they got to you. Where do you draw the line between what's big and what's too big?
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I sold dope once, I'd sell it again.
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So many places so many faces everything changes and everything's the same.
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I never kept in touch and most of all what really sucks is everything and all of us.
Dope
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I'll be sorry so you've said. Well, I'm not sorry, bang, you're dead.
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One...Two...fu.. you! Never say no I'm ready to go. We're out of control but I can't let you go.
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Dope, Mr. Solo Dolo.
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I'm Heroin and s.. in One--Dope as fu...
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I've known my mom since I was zero years old. She is quite dope.
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I'm in between homes right now, but my last house was dope.
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With what dope I got I think it fills me in pretty well.
Dashiell Hammett
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