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Funny Short Country Jok Quotes & Sayings
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Gross National Product measures neither the health of our children, the quality of their education, nor the joy of their play. It measures neither the beauty of our poetry, nor the strength of our marriages. It is indifferent to the decency of our factories and the safety of our streets alike. It measures neither our wisdom nor our learning, neither our wit nor our courage, neither our compassion nor our devotion to our country. It measures everything in short, except that which makes life worth living. It can tell us everything about our country, except those things that make us proud to be a part of it.
Robert Francis Kennedy
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Always the eternal optimist, President Reagan instilled confidence and optimism at a time both were in short supply in our country.
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But then Iraq happened after September 2001 and America claimed that Al Qaeda was there, and we all know that was a lie and we now know that our own Prime Minister deceived the country terribly.
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Country people do not behave as if they think life is short; they live on the principle that it is long, and savor variations of the kind best appreciated if most days are the same.
Edward Hoagland
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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If you lead a country like Britain, a strong country, a country which has taken a lead in world affairs in good times and in bad, a country that is always reliable, then you have to have a touch of iron about you.
Margaret Thatcher
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In my judgment, if we had pursued this course, the zones would have been of short duration. England would have been compelled to take her mines out of the North Sea in order to get any supplies from our country.
George William Norris
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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We have to preserve it and use it sustainably. And the short-term use of resources at the destruction of the long-term heritage of this country is not a policy that we can pursue.
Bruce Babbitt
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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