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Funny Short Statusunny Short Quotes & Sayings
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I wanted to convince you that you must learn to make every act count, since you are going to be here for only a short while, in fact, too short for witnessing all the marvels of it.
Carlos Castaneda
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I've made seventeen or eighteen films now, only two of which have been original screenplays, all the others have been based on short stories or novels, and I find the long short story ideal for adaptation.
Satyajit Ray
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I wanted to convince you that you must learn to make every act count, since you are going to be here for only a short while, in fact, too short for witnessing all the marvels of it.
Carlos Castaneda
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I wanted to convince you that you must learn to make every act count, since you are going to be here for only a short while, in fact, too short for witnessing all the marvels of it.
Carlos Castaneda
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burroughs
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I think a benefit is that we try to put it up in a short time. From the decision to do this mission until we fly, it's six months and one week or so, so it's a very short time.
Claude Nicollier
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Life is too short for half-hearted connections and meaningless run-throughs.
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What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.
Martin Short
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I've read short stories that are as dense as a 19th century novel and novels that really are short stories filled with a lot of helium.
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Life is so short, so fu.. it, just do what makes you happy.
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Life is too short to be cynical, So smile dare to believe, and leave the door open for the MAGIC..
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Realize your dreams and live, not your fears. Life's too short to worry about the opinion of others.
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I'm a fan of short horror fiction... in fact, the most memorable horror I've read is of the short variety... but I have a hard time pulling it off myself.
George Stephen
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Let's not allow ourselves to be upset by small things we should despise and forget. Remember Life is too short to be little.
Dale Carnegie
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Do what you like, be what you want to be, life is too short to waste on doing things that you don't like.
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Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.
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A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
Mickey Rooney
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