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Funny Smart Food Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Smart Food" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I think people are smart enough to sort it out. They know when they're watching one of these food fight shows where journalists sit around and yell and scream at each other, versus serious issue reporting.
Bob Woodward
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If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly.
Mario Cuomo
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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I've always felt that s..uality is a really slippery thing. In this day and age, it tends to get categorized and labeled, and I think labels are for food. Canned food.
Michael Stipe
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A smart person will give you smart answers, but a wise person will ask you smart questions.
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Hussein Nishah
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
Jules Asner
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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
Judith Viorst
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I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three times a week. It's so good.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
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Silence is golden...duck tape is silver.
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If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit!
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In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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To err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.
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Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed... I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself.
Delia Smith
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I did not hit you I simply high-fived your face.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
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