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Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
Mike Tyson
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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She is so smart and professional, it's ridiculous. She's cool and funny too though, and we had a lot of laughs together.
Jason Biggs
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Tina Fey
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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
Albert Einstein
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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I'm not under too much of an illusion of how smart or un-smart I am because filmmaking ultimately is about teamwork.
Guy Ritchie
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Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me.
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Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
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That no matter how smart you thought you were, you are actually way less smart than that.
David Foster Wallace
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When smart girls act dumb...Why are you degrading yourselves...Men love smart women!
Unknown
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Smart women don't believe everything they hear. A smart woman let's his action speak for him, not his words.
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If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass!
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You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity!
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If you need space, work at NASA.
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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
Natalie Portman
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If the world really was a better place, then why are you still here?
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Why are you looking at me? Do I owe you money?
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