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Funny Status To Impress Gi Quotes & Sayings
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.
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I can give you the King's English and then I can take it to the street, but do both or do one and don't do one knowing only the street. That's going to hold you back because what comes out is going to impress people, and it will impress them negatively.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances.
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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