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Funny Texas J Quotes & Sayings
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Moved up to Bentley with more chrome from a Lexus key. All because we cornered the market on that Texas tee.
UGK
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I'd heard about Texas football and how much of a religion it is, but to go to Odessa and experience it first-hand is something different than just hearing about it.
Jay Hernandez
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You know Texas is - even more now that Enron has bit the dust - it's held up on the back of small businesses.
Rachel Griffiths
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Like "soon as I land in Texas, I'mma text you later Don't take this out of context, but your ex a hater.
Swagga Boy Los
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I knew more about Texas than the Texans and when they told me I would find summer here I smiled knowingly.
Richard H Davis
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Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me.
Robin Wright Penn
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Texas has arguably the most extreme separation between the well off and everyday people in the United States.
Don Baylor
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In addition to the dread of Indians, Texas held out no inducements for Mexican emigrants.
William H Wharton
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Some of my finest memories are from my time at the University of Texas. College baseball, I love it.
Roger Clemens
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Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.
Carol Burnett
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President Bush should be indicted and should be driven out of office. He should be sent back home in Texas.
Bianca Jagger
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I had been in so many towns and cities in America with John Kennedy, but I was not with him in Dallas, Texas, on November 21, 1963.
Pierre Salinger
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The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way?
Richard Land
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While in El Paso, I met Mr. Clinton Burk, a native of Texas, who I married in August 1885.
Calamity Jane
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco.
Dan Rather
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I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.
Molly Ivins
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Mr. Tyler acquired Texas by voluntary compact, and Mr. Polk California and New Mexico by successful war.
Robert Toombs
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In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.
Molly Ivins
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George W. had a plan. He arranged to join the Air National Guard in Texas, which meant he would not be sent to Vietnam.
Peter Jennings
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