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Funny Texas J Quotes & Sayings
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The strongest results were in Florida and Texas. In just one year in a Texas charter school, an average student gained 7 percentile points in math and 8 percentile points in reading, while Florida charter schools improved student performance by 6 percentile points.
Maggie Gallagher
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As a veteran of many an electoral defeat at the polls, may I remind you of the proper Texan attitude toward slaughter at the polls? A few years before Billie Carr died this September at age 74, a friend called to ask how she was doing. Well, she said, They just impeached my boy up in Washington, there's not a Democrat left in statewide office in Texas, the Republicans have taken every judgeship in Harris County, and yesterday I found out I have cancer. Pause. I think I'll go out and get a pregnancy test because with my luck, it'll.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.
Davy Crockett
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The Republic of Texas is no more.
Anson Jones
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All my ex's live in Texas.
George Strait
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I don't care if I never see Texas again.
Rafer Johnson
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How to treat a woman right. Something you learn when you're from Texas.
Unknown
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Everybody thinks the Bushes are from Texas. I've been there twice.
Billy Bush
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I'm from Louisiana and live in Texas now.
Mike Wilson
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Uhhh, now what y'all know bout them Texas boys
UGK
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I really like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the old ones and the new ones.
Katie Cassidy
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If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking?
John Gunther
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When that sun is high in that Texas sky.
George Strait
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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
Kinky Friedman
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All my exes live in Texas like I'm George Strait.
Drake
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
Kinky Friedman
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Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.
Ed Gillespie
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In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'
Ross Perot
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