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Funny The Evening Quotes & Sayings
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Joy descends gently upon us like the evening dew, and does not patter down like a hailstorm.
Jean Paul
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Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
William Blake
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Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress.
Ludwig Bemelmans
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As to that leisure evening of life, I must say that I do not want it. I can conceive of no contentment of which toil is not to be the immediate parent.
Anthony Trollope
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The man who says his evening prayer is a captain posting his sentinels. He can sleep.
Charles Baudelaire
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During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar.
Paul D Boyer
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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As much as I'd like to meet the tooth fairy on an evening walk, I don't really believe it can happen.
Chris Van Allsburg
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My idea of a romantic evening is a hot bath, a little music, and a lot of touching.
Markesa Yeager
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The quality of life is so much higher anyplace you can ski in the morning and surf in the evening, there's something to be said for that.
Ian Somerhalder
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Nudity is who people are at the most interesting point of the evening, when they take off their protective layer, when no one is watching.
Bridget Fonda
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Devote each day to the object then in time and every evening will find something done.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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The darkness of death is like the evening twilight; it makes all objects appear more lovely to the dying.
Jean Paul
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Remember that God under the Law ordained a Lamb to be offered up to Him every Morning and Evening.
Thomas Ken
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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It felt good doing a physical job, and going home each evening feeling like I had really done a day's work.
James D'arcy
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I look back into past history, the stored experiences or products of the imagination. I look no further forward than the evening.
Jerzy Kosinski
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