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Funny Things For Election Day Quotes & Sayings
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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I love seeing teens post things about the election like they know it all. Yes please elaborate on your infinite knowledge of the debt crisis.
Unknown
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Things on the whole are much faster in America; people don't 'stand for election', they 'run for office.'
Jessica Mitford
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I don't think he's very happy with me, He just kind of snubbed me a little bit. I think I said some mean things during the election about him, I feel like he probably doesn't like me very much.
Ashton Kutcher
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If Mitt Romney wins this years election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show...
Unknown
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In the next election can we vote to ban those ribbon things that kind of keep clothing on hangers but really just hang out of your armpits?
Olivia Wilde
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I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is over, I am going to open a museum and put them on display.
Lyndon B Johnson
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each candidate behaved well in the hope of being judged worthy of election. However, this system was disastrous when the city had become corrupt. For then it was not the most virtuous but the most powerful who stood for election, and the weak, even if virtuous, were too frightened to run for office.
Niccolo Machiavelli
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It is not birth only, nor propinquity of blood, that makes a king lawfully to reign above a people professing Christ Jesus and his eternal verity; but in his election must the ordinance, which God has established in the election of inferior judges, be observed.
John Knox
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The sun is shining, a new day is upon us. May your day be blessed with love and peace. If you have those things, nothing else really matters.
Nishan Panwar
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I also want to draw attention to the responsibilities that people have to live up to their election promises and to live up to the votes that were cast by the people of Wales, in the General Election, in the expectation that we would deliver this promise.
Ron Davies
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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I knew that my staying up would not change the election result if I were defeated, while if elected I had a hard day ahead of me. So I thought a night's rest was best in any event.
Benjamin Harrison
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Dont believe everything you hear on election day majority of it is bullshit...dont be so gullible...do your research.
Unknown
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Today is another day to do new things. Never dwell on one thing over and over.
Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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Russia does continue to battle us in the U.N. time and time again. I have clear eyes on this. I'm not going to wear rose-colored glasses when it comes to Russia, or Mr. (Russian President Vladimir) Putin. And I'm certainly not going to say to him, I'll give you more flexibility after the election. After the election, he'll get more backbone.
Mitt Romney
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It is a paradox that far too few Americans participate in the wonderful ritual of democracy that we call Election Day.
Brad Henry
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