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Funny Things For Election Day Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago.
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So there were many times where I'd bring things to read or things to do and we'd just never get past that because I would always just be talking with my stylist about like everything, about her baby and what we're going to do and all kinds of stuff. I'm just there for a long part of the day. I just have to book that whole day out if it's a salon.
Mena Suvari
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Remember that Mother's Day is about making moms feel special and loved, and not just via material things.
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May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness. Happy Boss Day!
Unknown
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Newt Gingrich had to work hard - getting Republican candidates to sign the Contract with America - to nationalize the election that swept Republicans to victory in 1994. A Democratic anti-Tea Party campaign would do that for the Republicans - nationalize the election, gratis - in 2010.
Charles Krauthammer
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We've had Town Hall meetings, we've witnessed election after election, in which the American people have taken a position on the President's health care bill. And the bottom line is the people don't like this bill. They don't want it.
Eric Cantor
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Well, one thing that has happened is they have had a presidential election in Egypt which has represented progress. Now, we were not happy with everything that happened with the parliamentary elections, and it was not exactly a perfect presidential election in Egypt.
Roger Wicker
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I really wonder why people suddenly change after they get what theywanted. One day they are sweet, the next day they are not. One day they are there with you, the next day they are not. One day you are important to them, the next day you are worthless. One day they love you, the next day they dont care about you. That's how ironic people and things can be, pretty shits, pretty lies wrapped up in ribbons...& the worst part is...that kind of people still get what they want in life...and we are left behind crying for them...Wondering how they changed.
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In a government such as ours we have vigorous contests to determine who should lead. The recent election was no exception. Now we inaugurate a new government on a day that transcends any one individual or any one party.
Matt Blunt
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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I'm a political scientist and I study these things, and I know that economic problems, with the rising unemployment and inflation and low productivity and so forth, were a factor in that election, in that defeat of President Carter.
Jeane Kirkpatrick
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People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
Richard Russo
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For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
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Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day.
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Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating s.. lives of our friends with children.
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in.
H L Mencken
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Since Ronald Reagan's election in 1980, conservatives of various sorts, and conservatisms of various stripes, have generally been in the ascendancy. And a good thing, too! Conservatives have been right more often than not and more often than liberals about most of the important issues of the day.
Bill Kristol
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