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Funny Things You Hear Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Things You Hear" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
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Don't listen to things that make you feel bad. Instead, hear things that make you laugh.
Francine Chiar
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I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music?
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
Theodore Bikel
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
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You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
Bruce McCulloch
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
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This is the perfect time to hear about my hidden trust fund.
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I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
Unknown
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With silence I hear things louder. When I close my eyes I see things clearer. When I let go and just empty myself, I feel fuller. When I think about dying any minute, I feel alive.
Victoria
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Isaac Asimov
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I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
Dean Martin
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J Peter
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Fran Lebowitz
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The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight".
Lori Gottlieb
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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Ken Hammond
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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If we bring not the good courage of minds covetous of truth, and truth only, prepared to hear all things, and decide upon all things, according to evidence, we should do more wisely to sit down contented in ignorance, than to bestir ourselves only to reap disappointment.
Frances Wright
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I'm just trying to start all over. Getting over the past. But why must I see things I don't want and hear things I don't want to believe?
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