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Funny Thursday Nightrsday Night Quotes & Sayings
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Today is Thursday of Holy Week. Tonight Jesus will gather his disciples for the 'last supper' Then begins praying to bare our transgressions.
Unknown
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If you hadn't seen what we looked like, you would have thought we were a punk band. I remember going down to the [London club] Roxy one night just to see what the punk thing was all about. I was standing at the bar, and this bush behind me said, "I used to sell acid at [Hawkwind's] all-night shows in King's Cross." And I turned around and it was Johnny Rotten. I remembered him: He used to have long hair, with pockets full of drugs. It's funny, though -- I never liked the Clash. They sounded like old music, dressed up as punk. The Ramones were geniuses, though. Joey especially had a nose for rock'n'roll, and we were friends, although we weren't close when he died. I hate to see people on the way out; I prefer to remember him as he was.
Motorhead
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Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
Unknown
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They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation.
Michael York
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The case decided on Thursday, though, seemed promising to takings fans because it wasn't about compensation. It was about the requirement that any government taking must have a public purpose.
Michael Kinsley
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Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.
Unknown
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Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Lynn Johnston
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a...SORRY.
Unknown
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
Unknown
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It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Unknown
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The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.
Otto Von Bismarck
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I'm glad we'll have a night to rehearse getting blind drunk for the actual wedding reception
Unknown
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My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.
Unknown
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I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up night and day thinking up stuff he might find funny.
Illeana Douglas
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My agent and I put out my proposal one Thursday afternoon in August, 1998. Publishers started bidding immediately, and that process progressed for a few days.
Laura Hillenbrand
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
Unknown
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All you need to succeed with excellence. All you need for a great day. All you need for a better tomorrow, is a good sleep at night. A fresh mind, can conquer the world. I wish you a good night. Sleep well.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
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