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Funny To Start The Day Quotes & Sayings
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Never too old, never too bad, never too late, never too sick to start from scratch once again.
Bikram Choudhury
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Everyday is an opportunity to have a fresh start. It doesn't matter what happened yesterday all that counts is today. When you wake up in the morning know that today is full of opportunities waiting to be grabbed. It is a new day, a new start, the beginning of a new life awaits you.
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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It's a fun day, a day which kicks off the start of our tour, it's got great tradition - Australian cricketers just love tradition - and it's been a really pleasant day.
Matthew Hayden
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Its been real crazy. Every day I just thank God and Im blessed every day I thank God and work my tail off every day to try to become the best player I can possibly become. Now its finally here and I have to start all over again so Ive got to do the same thing again.
Russell Westbrook
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Mitch Hedberg
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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The fear about losing a loved one is the fear of change itself. Being used to one person, day after day, then to one day wake up all alone, a whole new day. Think of it as a chance to start over, to learn from the past and make a brand new beginning.
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We should take advantage of His faithfulness and make every day a fresh start. Resolve to make each day the beginning of a new year, a new morning, a new adventure. He wipes the slate clean and goes back to zero so we can be filled up again with His spirit and give it out all day long. Enjoy the blessings of a new year, in Christ, one day at a time!
Debbie Carroccio
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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When I start my day by reflecting on all the things I have to be grateful for, I'll have a much more rewarding day.
Russell Simmons
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Thank you Lord for allowing me to see another day & giving me the strength to get out of bed to start my day.
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The day you stop blaming others for reasons why you did something and messed up will be the day you start REALLY living.
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Dear All; have a blessed day and start your day with justice and respect for human dignity.
Unknown
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New month, new day, same goals! Let's go start November off on a good start!
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When you miss someone, you start your day and end your day with the thoughts of that someone.
Hermann J Steinherr
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Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
Unknown
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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