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Funny To Start The Day Quotes & Sayings
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Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
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I hope your Mother's Day is more pleasant than labor was.
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It doesn't need to be Boss's Day for me to pretend I respect you.
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Happy Mother's Day, even though I pretty much raised myself.
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I'm sorry that your cats don't understand what Mother's Day is.
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Happy Father's Day from your little mistake...
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Happy Accidental Mother's Day.
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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Happy Boss's day to the person who will likely be rewarded for all my hard work.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you.
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Happy Boss's Day to someone who walked into almost as big of a mess as Obama did.
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Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents.
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Let's switch roles this Boss's Day just to see if you can do all my work while being s..ually harassed.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.
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I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
Topher Grace
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Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today.
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
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If you see a man in glasses only walking back into your apartment building from day to day, its probably superman.
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