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Funny Toilet Paper Puns Quotes & Sayings
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It's that I don't like white paper backgrounds. A woman does not live in front of white paper. She lives on the street, in a motor car, in a hotel room.
Helmut Newton
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I get up early and get it before the crack of dawn, And I'm still out when the sun set getting my hustle on, I'm grinding all day long to keep my paper long, I got my mind on paper chasing, my focus strong.
Paul Wall
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I'm always jotting things down on pieces of paper. I've got pieces of paper all over my house.
Don Henley
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It had run as a column - I had worked at the paper since 1976, but the column had been running for 13 years, and I think it was a strong column, criticizing the war when the paper was supporting it.
Robert Scheer
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When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable.
Unknown
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If indeed, as Hilbert asserted, mathematics is a meaningless game played with meaningless marks on paper, the only mathematical experience to which we can refer is the making of marks on paper.
E T Bell
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The HoLee model was the first term structure model. I remember reading their paper soon after it was published and as it was fairly different from many of the other papers that I had read, I had to read it quite a few times. I realized that it was a really important paper.
John Hull
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The weirdest place I have ever written a song is probably in an airport, and I got an idea so fast that I just had to run to the bathroom at the airport, grab a paper towel and write lyrics on the paper towel. I still have it. I still have it in a box in my room.
Taylor Swift
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You know I got paper cus I'm a D-Boy. Rocks on the wrist big dreams nice cars. You know I paper cus I a D-Boy.
The Jacka
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Love is not written on paper, for paper can be erased. Nor is it etched on stone, for stone can be broken. But it is inscribed on a heart and there it shall remain forever.
Jalal Ad-Din Rumi
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I'd always seen that people who had a piece of paper saying they were an actor as people who are definitely sort of above me. They had a paper that says that they'd studied the craft. While I was trying to save money to go to the National Institute of Dramatic Art in Australia I ended up getting all of this experience which meant that by the time I had enough money in the bank to go to school I didn't really need to go to school anymore.
Russell Crowe
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay-Z
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay Z
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I absolutely have no foresight. I used to think I had a lot when I was younger. I worked really hard in school to give myself options, and I've literally taken those options and thrown them down the toilet. Purposely - not to make that sound totally negative. It's what I want. I want to keep doing what I'm doing. It's funny, people ask me all the time: 'What do you do for fun? What do you do when you're not acting?' It's a strange thing, acting. It's a business, it's a job, everything like that. All it is, is self-reflection. You just never stop caring about people and I've never stopped doing that, so I'm sure it'll seep into other areas of my life. I want to write. I'm not going to school because I can't take the structure of it, but I'm not going to stop learning.
Kristen Stewart
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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'So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet sea.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
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It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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