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Funny Toilet Paper Puns Quotes & Sayings
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
Unknown
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
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You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
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My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
Archie Bunker
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Toilet brushes got it rough. Mad respect. Do your thing and keep your chin up.
Unknown
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Shittin on you bi...es, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
Lil Wayne
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Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
Aaron Eckhart
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
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When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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As far as the consumer is concerned, they think it's a stand-by ticket where you have to sit in the back by the toilet.
Bill Murray
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