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Funny Valentine Day Stasuses Quotes & Sayings
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no.
Cesar Romero
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Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get down and intimate! Happy Valentines Day.
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'No Valentine for Valentines Day' Remember that some people don't have a Mother on Mothers Day and some without a Father on Fathers Day.
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For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.
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Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
Dane Cook
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Just remember that being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than any other day of your life.
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
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Happy Valentine's Day to the person I've slept with most recently.
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It's not what you do for me on Valentine's Day that matters but the amount of jealousy it provokes in others.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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Happy Valentine's Day to your pants pocket since it calls me more than you do.
Unknown
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I plan to stare in your eyes for the whole day today. That's my plan for Valentine's Day. How does that sound to you? Happy Valentines Day sweetheart.
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Let's have a fiscally but not s..ually conservative Valentine's Day
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I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my Ex...Box 360!
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I'm already hating myself at a single-on-Valentine's-Day level.
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I hope you enjoy what the Internet told me to plan for you this Valentine's Day.
Unknown
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May your Valentine's Day dinner have the romantic lighting of a stadium blackout.
Unknown
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This Valentine's Day just be yourself. Someone will find your uniqueness attractive.
Ritu Ghatourey
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The best part of being my own date for Valentine's Day is knowing I'm guaranteed to score.
Unknown
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