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Funny Valentines Day Facebook Statushole Quotes & Sayings
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
Kevin Hart
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I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
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We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to speak up.
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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Why does it matter if its valentines tomorrow ? You should always show the one you love that you love them there's no need for a day for it.
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People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.
Lil Wayne
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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Nothing Steve Jobs ever created could fully replace you in my life.
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A real man can make everyday Valentines day for his girl.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Single people pretend like being single on Valentines doesn't suck...Yeah right, I used to hate it.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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