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Funny Valentines Day Facebook Statushole Quotes & Sayings
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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"All you do is sit on Facebook all day" Lies. I sit on the chair.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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There is no doubt that relationships require work. But this work means working on yourself, adjusting your attitudes, and learning to accept others. Valentines day is a great way to say not only I love you, but also I accept you and I support you.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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Valentines Day is the day that the 'V' and 'D' come together.
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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'No Valentine for Valentines Day' Remember that some people don't have a Mother on Mothers Day and some without a Father on Fathers Day.
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Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get down and intimate! Happy Valentines Day.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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