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Funny Valentines Day For Kids Quotes & Sayings
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May the slots be flowing this Grandparents Day.
Unknown
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A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Charlie Chaplin
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That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!'
Ed O'Neill
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That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!'
Ed ONeill
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I have family obligations and all that stuff. I get my kids six weeks in the summer, which is a real intense period of time. I'm with them every minute of the day.
Tom Berenger
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If there was only one day allowed for someone to be recognized then that day would have to be set aside for Mothers Day for all the WONDERFUL women out there who so deservedly need to be recognized and not just on Mothers Day....EVERYDAY for the all they do day in and day out to make their families lives much easier and happier. All need to appreciate their mothers and show that appreciation now while they're here because when they're gone they're gone.
Danny Santagato
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
Eddie Murphy
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack Benny
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School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora.
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I can't even imagine how many indigenous people Columbus would have murdered if he didn't get Columbus Day off.
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I wish I remotely made enough money from my labor to afford a Labor Day vacation.
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It's not suppose to be this way. The artists, and the scientists, and the poets - none of them fitted in at 17. We're suppose to get passed it. Adults - they see kids killing kids, and they know it's a tragedy because they used to be those kids - the bullies, and the beaten, and the loners. We're supposed to get passed it. You're supposed to live long enough to take it back. Just take it back.
Mouth McFadden
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Just the other day, it seems, the kids were running through the house, slamming doors, breaking glass, making noise. Time goes by so quickly. Sometimes everything seems so fleeting.
Perry Como
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I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters.
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It wasn't supposed to be this way. The artists, and the scientists, and the poets...none of them fit in at seventeen. You're supposed to get past it. Adults, they see kids killing kids and they know its a tragedy because they used to be those kids. The bullies and the beaten and the loners. You're supposed to get past it. You're supposed to live long enough to take it back. Just take it all back.
Mouth McFadden
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Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day.
Unknown
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Even a lot of kids who are gifted can be kids who feel like wimps or nerds.
Eric Wilson
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Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met? Kids: Are you my daddy?
Don't Be A Menace
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