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Funny Vegas Statusig Quotes & Sayings
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Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before.
Wayne Newton
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I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
Dennis Rodman
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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Artie Lange
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We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
Johnny Vegas
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Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too...hello? Oh wait...I forgot to dial.
Rachel Green
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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
Johnny Vegas
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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
Johnny Vegas
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I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel.
Solomon Burke
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
Artie Lange
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I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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I've been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing.
David Cassidy
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Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.
Merv Griffin
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There was no way we could have played a show in Las Vegas, so the only way we could be discovered was through the Internet, which was the way it worked.
Brendon Urie
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Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?
Lindsay Lohan
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.
Todd Phillips
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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
Johnny Vegas
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I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
Johnny Vegas
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I would like to expand my brand to include destinations in Vegas and also become an entertainment news correspondent.
Holly Madison
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