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Funny Weed Poem Quotes & Sayings
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Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fu.. are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin weed ni....
Dave Chappelle
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Dreams are the bright creatures of poem and legend, who sport on earth in the night season, and melt away in the first beam of the sun, which lights grim care and stern reality on their daily pilgrimage through the world
Charles Dickens
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
Unknown
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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I like my women soft-spoken but the weed loud catching heat floor seats and we all fresh from coarse seats to court seats is progress.
Wale
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I'm super psychedelic, I'm smokin' weed whit the fairies, And if drugs are bad, throw away every CD you carry, Cause drugs have inspired every musical visionary, And this ain't even the album, So the thought alone should be scary.
BOB
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Ridin dirty got this weed in my sock on the seat a plastic glock, ah shit I see the cops. They lookin they lookin the candy gotem lookin oooh!
Lil Wyte
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
Unknown
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Although teachers do care and do work very, very hard, the institution is psychopathic-it has no conscience. It rings a bell and the young man in the middle of writing a poem must close his notebook and move to a different cell where he must memorize that humans and monkeys derive from a common ancestor.
John Taylor Gatto
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You just went and copped the biggest car you could find and a couple more just like it so your friends could follow behind. Never mind how much it costs, you copped the best weed to smoke and for her a fur coat, you got jet skis and boats.
Devin Tha Dude
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The divine spark leaps from the finger of God to the finger of Adam, whether it takes ultimate shape in a law of physics or a law of the land, a poem or a policy, a sonata or a mechanical computer.
Alfred Whitney Griswold
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Big weed in my joint, diss me theres no point. Lil guy but still all my ni...s got big heat they on point.
Wiz Khalifa
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Act like barbie, smoke like marley.
Julia Klassen
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Yall weed purple, my money purple. Yall Steve Urkel, Im Oprah circle.
Kanye West
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I love to compare different time frames. Poetry can evoke the time of the subject. By a very careful choice of words you can evoke an era, completely throw the poem into a different time scale.
Robert Morgan
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I gotta get paid play player holla holla. Saint Claire got much to offe.r Whether it be weed on 93 Or off on the glock glock for some dollars.
Bizzy Bone
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I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.
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Ever since the herbs slow down, police and rude boy. Dem inna showdown, them a search round the compound. Yuh kno, I'ma man a no weed clown. Find a little piece of land and I plant me home grown, so.
Collie Buddz
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Little more weed, 1st class seats. 1st class ho.., we on south beach.
Wale
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I grab a Swisher Sweet and use my fingernail to cut it. Gut it, then I dump the droppin' out then stuff it full of coffee and if you don't know by now coffee is kilo. In other words weed a fat dime is a pillar.
Devin Tha Dude
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