TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Weekend Facebook Statu Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Weekend Facebook Statu" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Monday
Funny Facebook Status
Weekend
Drinking
Alcohol
Facebook Status
Wishes
Being Drunk
It Is What It Is
Time
Day
Facebook
Clever Facebook Status
Party
Monday
Weekend
Funny
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook
Show more
Students
Success
Humor
Summer
Vacation
Funny Summer
Spring Break
Clever Facebook Status
Interesting
Youth
Middle Age
Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Sin
Punishment
Disaster
Women
Addiction
Happy Friday
Funny Friday
Girls
Human Nature
Drama
Drama Queen
Relatives
Advice
Happy Friday
Witty Facebook Status
QUOTES
I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
Unknown
313 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
Unknown
560 Likes
Funny quotes
Christmas quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer.
Unknown
40 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Movies quotes
Weekend quotes
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Unknown
222 Likes
Funny quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Church quotes
Christianity quotes
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
Unknown
6546 Likes
Funny quotes
April Fools Day quotes
Facebook quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
Unknown
1110 Likes
Facebook quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Christmas Humor quotes
It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
Unknown
214 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Sleep quotes
Dr: Are you s..ually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whor...
Unknown
400 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
Unknown
919 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Clothes quotes
Labor quotes
Funny Fashion quotes
This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday.
Unknown
150 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Monday quotes
Day quotes
Weekend quotes
It Is What It Is quotes
Sponsored Links
Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
Unknown
2197 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Sex quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Interesting quotes
In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
Unknown
972 Likes
Success quotes
Life quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
My Memorial Day weekend will be a vacation from listening to your plans for Memorial Day weekend.
Unknown
16 Likes
Funny quotes
Memorial Day quotes
What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
Unknown
648 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Facebook quotes
School quotes
High School quotes
Memories quotes
Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
Unknown
595 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.
Unknown
584 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself go.'
Rudy Espinoza
73 Likes
Funny quotes
Facebook quotes
Ex Girlfriend quotes
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
Unknown
481 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
Unknown
110 Likes
Funny quotes
Drinking quotes
Funny Friday quotes
Weekend quotes
I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
Unknown
398 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 02
Becoming Yourself
Being Strong
Boys
Catholic Christmas
Challenges
Departure
Entertainment
Ex Girlfriend
Flirtation
Funny
Girl
Insult
Life
Love
Motivational
Order
Senses
Students
Tough Life
Work
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™