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Funny Weekend Wishesshes Quotes & Sayings
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Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.
Bo Bennett
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
Quentin Crisp
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Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening.
Unknown
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I'm seeking a complete stranger for a drunken, sloppy, public make-out.
Unknown
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And the insidious thing is that people will either see a movie because it did well last weekend or won't see it because it didn't do well.
Meg Ryan
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
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It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a question at school]
The Hangover
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Its been a very interesting and eye opening weekend. Pray to GOD to remove the negativity out your life.
Unknown
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People complain about being grounded yet they do stupid stuff every weekend getting them caught. Makes sense.
Unknown
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Life isnt fair because we have five workdays but only 2 days on the weekend and we go to school for 9 out of the 12 months of the year...
Unknown
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Me and my girlfriend, we go out every weekend. We just two love-birds, that's why we're always tweeting. I tell her all my secrets, she tell me all of hers. When we get off the phone, she says, 'No you hang up first!'
Mindless Behavior
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Had a great time in LA for All-Star weekend. Thanks to all the fans that sent me there! Hope you all enjoyed the festivities.
Derrick Rose
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I hate when girls say 'going out every weekend isnt cute' I go out, have fun & still got a better GPA & brighter future than you.
Unknown
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You look so sweet while you're dreaming. Holding your bottle of Tanqueray. It isn't even the weekend. Baby, that's how I know you're the one for me.
Rita Ora
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Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer.
Unknown
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It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
Jimmy Buffett
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I'm pretty sure 'Saturday' is Latin for 'The day Zero fu..s were given.'
Unknown
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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