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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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