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Funny When Animals Attack Quotes & Sayings
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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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If we had a terrorist attack, the way the people respond is going to determine whether that attack is just a tragedy or whether that attack becomes an all-out disaster.
Patrick J Kennedy
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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Demetri Martin
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell
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Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.
George S Patton
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But I've worked where they've had animals before, and animal wranglers, the people who raise animals and train animals for films and television, they're all very, very professional.
M Emmet Walsh
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Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age, animals die. If they get sick or slow down, something stronger kills them. Animals aren't meant to get old. Marla lies down on her bed and undoes the tie on her bathrobe, and says our culture has made death something wrong. Old animals should be an unnatural exception. Freaks.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age, animals die. If they get sick or slow down, something stronger kills them. Animals aren't meant to get old. Marla lies down on her bed and undoes the tie on her bathrobe, and says our culture has made death something wrong. Old animals should be an unnatural exception. Freaks.
Chuck Palahniuk
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An attack on one is an attack on all.
Lord Robertson
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From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals are to be found in men and each of them exists in some man, sometimes several at the time. Animals are nothing but the portrayal of our virtues and vices made manifest to our eyes, the visible reflections of our souls. God displays them to us to give us food for thought.
Victor Hugo
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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley
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If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.
Infantry Journal
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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I have had strange animals as pets all my life. I was shy growing up, and shy people tend to interact better with animals than people. Animals are direct, not duplicitous.
Yvonne Craig
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Research has shown that a barren environment is much more damaging to baby animals than it is to adult animals. It does not hurt the adult animals the same way it damages babies.
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Men rise from one ambition to another: first, they seek to secure themselves against attack, and then they attack others.
Niccolo Machiavelli
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While the CDC is focusing on how our enemies could attack us, our military is focused on who may attack us.
John Linder
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I wanna see Tiger Woods attack Spiderman just because I would find it funny.
Morgan Webb
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I wanna see Tiger Woods attack Spiderman just because I would find it funny.
Morgan Webb
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If you've been under attack, get ready for a blessing attack! (It's Inevitable)
Rev Run
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