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Funny Your Bed Quotes & Sayings
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You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight.
Reggie Jackson
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You know it was a good night when you wake up and run to your BFF's room like...How did I get in my bed? Did I walk? Stumble? Get carried?
Rihanna
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I don't go out that much anymore, unfortunately. I used to enjoy it, but I'm just so busy. Like last night, everybody else went out, and I just went straight home and went to bed.
Lee Ann Womack
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You don't really care about the trials of tomorrow, rather lay awake in a bed full of sorrow.
Kid Cudi
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I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.
John Wilson
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The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the lover's imperfections.
Djuna Barnes
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I'm very attached to Paris because I have a base there and am also recording there, but New York is home to me when I'm in the U.S., because it's nice to have a bed to go back to.
Keren Ann
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Nearly wet myself the fact my sister gone to bed in her school uniform in case she wakes up late...hilarious.
Unknown
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I got really leathered, then fell asleep and pissed the bed. I didn't clean it up, because I was in a hotel. -Max George
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I was in there standin' by the bed when the preacher bowed his head with the family, the day my grandma die.
Jake Owen
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Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside...remembering all the times you've felt that way.
Charles Bukowski
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All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.
Henry David Thoreau
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You don't really care about the trials of tomorrow rather lay awake in a bed full of sorrow.
Kid Cudi
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time to get out of bed & hit them gym! my body is sore & I am losing my voice.. BUT the show must go on
Hanna Beth
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Silver moon shining on my bed beside my pillow. Light the pathway to bring that man to me.
Regina Belle
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I know you're probably texting these lyrics to your friends saying, 'This ni... think he all that, he fu..ing sucked in bed.' Well, uh I think we both know that I work that ass.
Childish Gambino
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That magical moment when you find the cold part of the pillow.
Unknown
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We heard footsteps when no one was around, tapping on my bed when I'd go to sleep, trash compactor, tv, and sink would come on randomly....
Candace Bailey
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Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time. There's something wrong here. There can be no denying one of us is changing or maybe we've just stopped trying.
Carole King
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There's no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.
Unknown
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