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George Carlin 60th Birthday Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Forget the block, when you're sixty, you've been around the entire neighborhood a few times.
Dane Peddigrew
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin
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Think off-center.
George Carlin
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
George Carlin
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It's your birthday! This significance of this day is beyond just your birthday. It is a celebration of someone that is loved and greatly admired. Happy 65th Birthday!
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Religion is just mind control.
George Carlin
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The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin
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