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George Carlin 60th Birthday Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I'm taking your birthday as an opportunity to thank you for all that you are to me. I will never be able to forget the support that you have given me. Happy Birthday, my sugar lumps! May your birthday be as sweet as you are.
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Yippee your birthday is finally here. It is time to party! It is time to sing and dance, and it is time for birthday bumps! May you have a delicious and partylicious birthday!
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
George Carlin
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George Carlin
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I wish you a lovely day, not just today because it is your birthday, but all year round. May you always wake up in the morning with a smile on your face. Happy Birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
George Carlin
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
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Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!
Paul Haggis
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