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George Carlin 60th Birthday Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work
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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
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When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
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The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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May your smile get brighter with each passing year. Wishing you a lot of surprises and happiness on your 65th Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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My heart felt wishes and blessings are coming your way on the wonderful occasion of your birthday. I will pray that you receive more than you have hoped for this birthday. Happy Birthday.
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On your birthday, I just want to remind you that you are the best person I have ever met in my whole life. Don't bother what anybody else has to say, you have changed my life and I will never forget that. Happy Birthday to you, my dearest friend.
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Happy Birthday to the most lovable and adorable star on this planet. May your birthday bring you good luck to last for the whole year. Happy Birthday to you!
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If I live to see your grandchildren, I'm going to tell them all the Birthday pranks we played on you every year. Get ready for your Birthday prank today as well. Happy Birthday! We're coming for you!
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
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