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George Carlin Age Quotes & Sayings
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George F Burns
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Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards.
George Orwell
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Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination?
George Bernard Shaw
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At my age flowers scare me.
George F Burns
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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.
George W Bush
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A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger one.
George Bernard Shaw
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The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate; they are green and vigorous in old age.
George Santayana
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Age is the most terrible misfortune that can happen to any man; other evils will mend, this is every day getting worse.
George James
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Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life within, that withers and bursts the husk.
George MacDonald
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If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
George Carlin
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
George Carlin
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
George Carlin
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
George Carlin
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I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?
George Carlin
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
George Carlin
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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
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I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it
George Carlin
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