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George Carlin Freedom Quotes & Sayings
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George Carlin
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
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If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work
George Carlin
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
George Carlin
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
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