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George Carlin Twinkies An Quotes & Sayings
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
George Carlin
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If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
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I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
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I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'
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Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had.
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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
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The Religious Right dislikes both abortions and homos..uality. But who has fewer abortions than gays?
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu...
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it
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