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Getting Drunk And High Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening.
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The Italian saying of 'You can't have your cake and eat it too' is 'you want your bottle full of wine and your wife drunk.'
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
Isaac Asimov
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.
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With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough.
Chinese Proverb
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Drunk on the cock, never been harder. We light things up like a fu..ing fire starter.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Got drunk. Passed out on the patio for 3 hours. That's about as close to camping as it gets for me. Thug Life.
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
Tina Fey
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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What did the two ghosts say to each other? Hey boo...
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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