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Goodnight Joke Quotes & Sayings
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A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it. They'd call me the mafia princess, so I rolled with it for the rest of high school. People even joke about it today.
Giuliana Rancic
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There's a story going round that I injected my pet dog with botox. I didn't. I haven't got a dog. I would never do anything to hurt or enhance the unconditional natural beauty of an animal. It was a joke.
Ricky Gervais
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If you treat your life as a joke, then it will become one.
Cv Pillay
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You wanna hear a joke? The way you treat me....
Unknown
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Life isnt a joke, take it seriously, and love every moment that you do. You only get one chance to make it the best, and be happy that youre living life in peace.
Latia Brown
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Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You ain't gotta screw up your face in front of the kids won't you lighten up like Michael did?
Kendrick Lamar
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A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life. Your best friend, your soulmate. The one you can tell your dreams to. He'll brush your hair out of your eyes, send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll stare at you during the movies, even though he paid eight dollars to see it. Hell call to say goodnight or just because he is missing you. Hell look in your eyes and tell you you're the most beautiful girl ever and for the first time in your life, you'll believe it.
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Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don't affect the aggregate value of the firm.
Merton Miller
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I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren't always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I'm a woman now.
Jody Watley
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Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Dwight Schrute
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
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May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship.
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Gene Autry was the most. It may sound like a joke - Go and have a look in my bedroom, It's covered with Gene Autry posters. He was my first musical influence.
Ringo Starr
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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Life is boring if you don't laugh, joke around and be little crazy every now and then. At the end of the day it's about being happy.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
Dave Chappelle
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that they're going to go to hell because they tell a good dir.. joke, you know.
Thomas Keneally
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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If someone in a work environment says a racist joke, I'm the kind of person who says, 'I'm sorry, I don't find that funny, and I'd appreciate if you don't tell those kinds of jokes when I'm around.' And you can be looked at as, 'Wow, he's the bummer in the party.' But I just don't go for that.
David Schwimmer
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