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Groucho Marx Oarx O Quotes & Sayings
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Groucho Marx
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx
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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx
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No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
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Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx
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I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
Groucho Marx
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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