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Guest Bedroom Quotes & Sayings
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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With my friends, I don't feel pressure to be someone other than who I am.
Judith Guest
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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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I did a guest appearance on The Practice and loved it.
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Beauty is everywhere a welcome guest.
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A guest and a fish after three days are poison
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I want to be able, as days go by, always to look myself straight in the eye
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I can write for a long time on one novel and not get tired.
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I'll need a credit card that's got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it.
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I am also a drummer of sorts. I've got an electronic set sitting in my bedroom.
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It was a woman's bedroom, actually a boudoir, and no man belonged in it except by invitation.
Kathleen Winsor
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I found in your bedroom drawer, the letter that you loved her better, made me want you even, more.
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A lot of the most proper-acting people are the most savage in the bedroom!
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ni..., it's fu.. you and I'm fu..ing yours. From the bedroom to the floors... whor..s.
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That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.
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I was in one bedroom, dreamin of a million. Now I'm in beach houses, cream to the ceiling.
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The first time we all played as a band, I think it was in January 1998, in Jonny's bedroom.
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To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
Edgar Watson Howe
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A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
Friedrich Schiller
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When you're a guest star on TV shows - particularly in the 1960s - you're always the villain.
Robert Vaughn
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