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Guys Are Like Parking Spots Quotes & Sayings
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Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
Unknown
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How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small
Unknown
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Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.
Seth Rogen
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The kind of people I look for to fill top management spots are the eager beavers, the mavericks. These are the guys who try to do more than they're expected to do - they always reach.
Lee Iacocca
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But I got a guy on third, I was in a jam the other day in a game, all those situations, when you need a strikeout there, in big spots. But we are very aware of that fact, that these guys put the ball in play.
Roger Clemens
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Dear short people, how do you pay the toll, insert parking ticket and enjoy concerts? I feel bad for you guys.
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I just paid $6 to park in a parking structure, to go to Subway to get a $5 sandwich. I miss Oregon and huge parking lots.
Sara Underwood
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I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
Billy Connolly
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A leopard does not change his spots, or change his feeling that spots are rather a credit.
Ivy Compton-Burnett
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What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.
Newt Gingrich
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What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If [voters] care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.
Newt Gingrich
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I like playing fish-out of-water guys. I imagine it's because growing up, my family moved around a lot, so I was always having to redefine myself in new places. Plus, I was a scrawny kid and I found I could avoid getting clobbered by joking myself out of tight spots. I try to bring that humor to roles.
Brendan Fraser
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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
Nishan Panwar
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Girls chase bad guys hoping they can change them into good guys. But when it doesn't happen and they get hurt, they say all guys are the same. But what happened to the actual good guys? They are taken for granted and labeled with the bad guys.
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What, like I want to look like d..k Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots.What, like I want to look like d..k Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots.
Dennis Quaid
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I'm just trying to be positive. I like the guys I'm around. Even though we're not at the record I'd like to be, even after a loss, guys are mad, but then we have fun and you move on. They look up to me. I've been around eight years. A lot of these guys were in junior high or high school when I came into the NBA. I see how much of an influence I am off the court. I try to be careful how I approach things on and off the court, because I know these guys are watching.
Paul Pierce
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Yeah, I talk to other guys, I laugh with other guys, and I hug other guys. But none of them will ever mean as much to me as you do.
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I'm sick of the hookups, the setups, the screw-ups, the guys who only want one thing, guys who dont know what they want, and guys who do but won't admit it.
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A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for - to see the bad guys get beat.
Sonny Liston
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