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The opponents and I are really one. My strength and skills only half of the equation. The other half is theirs. An opponent is someone whose strength joined to yours creates a certain result.
Sadaharu Oh
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And then, when I went into the Navy, there was no choice. You took about half of the hours during your naval training as naval courses and the other half were engineering.
Daniel J Evans
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I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me.
Althea Gibson
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We never tattle, let God handle that Or let the mob handle that, No soprano Half Black, half white I'm a piano.
J Cole
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Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, and the trouble is I don't know which half.
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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them
Walter Kerr
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The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.
Jimmy Breslin
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Scandal is what one half of the world takes pleasure inventing, and the other half in believing
Paul Chatfield
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
George Carlin
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I love you like President Obama loves to be more half black than half white.
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Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
Lionel Barrymore
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For, just as it has been said that there is no half-way house between Rome and Reason, so it may be said that there is no half-way house between State Socialism and Anarchism.
Benjamin Tucker
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It seems, in fact, as though the second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has accumulated during the first half.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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This applies to many film jobs, not just editing: half the job is doing the job, and the other half is finding ways to get along with people and tuning yourself in to the delicacy of the situation.
Walter Murch
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And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I cant even measure. -Peter Griffin
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We spend the first half of our lives trying to grow up and the other half trying to figure out how we got so old!
Nishan Panwar
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Over and over again, I've been called a walking oxymoron. I do things that you wouldn't associate with a good little Christian girl. People say I'm half-boy, half-girl.
Evangeline Lilly
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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Oscar Wilde
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Let me tell you something: if you're on an island for three and a half months and you're four and a half hours by boat from the nearest store, and there's nobody but 30 crew members on the island, I guarantee that you'd be running around without your clothes on.
Christopher Atkins
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We have to abandon the idea that schooling is something restricted to youth. How can it be, in a world where half the things a man knows at 20 are no longer true at 40 - and half the things he knows at 40 hadn't been discovered when he was 20?
Arthur C Clarke
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