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Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When you're single, all you see are happy couples. When you're committed, all you see are happy singles.
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive events with clarity; to look into the gates of paradise; to completely enjoy whatever you might be doing; to smile so hard that your jaw muscles get tired. Being high is to laugh at the silliest things; to understand things that have seemed absurd before; to have the aloofness of a cat; to afford a kinship with god. To be intoxicated with marijuana makes every superlative seem within your grasp. Being high makes life seem terribly good. Being high is simply grand.
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The two of you must have been the inspiration for this special day. Happy Grandparents Day.
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Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents.
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Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you.
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Let's switch roles this Boss's Day just to see if you can do all my work while being s..ually harassed.
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The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day.
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Happy Friday! Focus where you want to go today and then set everything to go there. The 1st hour of the entire day counts!
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He was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended to the dead. On the third day he rose again...Happy Easter to all of the believers!
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I may not tell you everyday. On some occasions it might have been so difficult to say. But Daddy you mean the world to me. I love you a lot, more than you know. And even more than I may show. Happy Father's day.
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The day is beautiful, but you make it special. May this wonderful day bring loads of fun and frolic in your journey of life. Happy Birthday.
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On today's day, may you be happier than you ever were all your life. May this year be filled with pleasant and unexpected surprises. Many many Happy Returns of the day to you!
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Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back because we elected a black president.
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Even you ever feel that I have forgotten you, just want you to know that I have carefully placed you in the deepest corner of my heart. I cannot forget you even if I want to which I never will! I love you Mom. Happy Mother's Day.
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Thank you for always being there for me, for watching my back always, for listening to me and taking care of me when I was down. But most importantly thank you for loving me the way you do. Cause nobody could love me like that. Happy Father's day.
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You were always there for me whenever I needed you. Even today after all these years I know that if I give you one call, you'll leave everything and be there for you. How could I ever thank you? I love you Daddy. Have a Happy Father's day.
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I truly want whats best for you. And I know that I'm not whats best. So I'll have to let you go. Because at the end of the day I just want you to be happy, even if its not with me.
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Life is boring if you don't laugh, joke around and be little crazy every now and then. At the end of the day it's about being happy.
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Good morning! May your day be filled with random outbursts of infectious giggles! Doing the happy Friday dance.
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